1. twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

    thepreciousthing:

    adire-adire:

    victorysunshine:

    goldfish-kisses:

    geek-in-a-box:

    martiemcfly:

    WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

    LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

    BUT BIGGER

    WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

    theme parks. just. theme parks.

    but u have to pay for theme parks

    that’s the adult part

    son of a bitch

    ladies and gentlemen, behold

    the St. Louis City Museum:

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    Playground for adults and children.

    They even serve alcohol.

    I know where we’re going guys

    I wana go! my 21st birthday is in a week! can I go?!?!

    Reblogged from: twinksollux
  2. amondra:

zilliah:

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Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

This makes me weepy every time I see it. MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

    amondra:

    zilliah:

    monsterboyfriends:

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    Ne, Ne, by 追川うそ

    This makes me weepy every time I see it.
    MONSTER DUDE LOVES HER SO MUCH!!

    Fuck! I have been searching the world over for this again! I am saving it so I never lose it again.

    Reblogged from: acupofteaandmore
  3. Look at my life lol

  4. zeppelly:

    but why is it always the sasuke cosplayers

    Reblogged from: arienreign
  5. digitalcrayon:

    I am a serious artist.

    Reblogged from: eridan-prince-of-hope
  6. goldblxxded:

    poyzn:

    This is either a cruel joke or horrifying.

    ok but did they watch the tapes

    Reblogged from: thefateofanobody
  7. 100 NSFW TMI Questions you probably have never been asked:

    • 1. Are you a virgin?
    • 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
    • 3. Do you know anyone who has any STDs?
    • 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
    • 5. Do you swear under celibacy?
    • 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
    • 7. Have you ever gotten tricked into aphrodisiacs or alcohol for sex?
    • 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
    • 9. Have you ever seen someone masturbate or have sex with their permission?
    • 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
    • 11. If you had to chose one, would you have outdoor sex or car sex?
    • 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
    • 13. Have you ever helped someone "finish"?
    • 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
    • 15. When was the last time you have had an erection? (clitorial counts, too)
    • 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
    • 17. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)
    • 18. What is your bra/penis size?
    • 19. Has anyone seen your private parts other than yourself or a family member?
    • 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
    • 21. Do you like rough sex or intimate sex better?
    • 22. When was the last time you masturbated?
    • 23. When was the last time you had sex?
    • 24. When was the last time you watched porn?
    • 25. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?
    • 26. Guys: Circumsized?
    • 27. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?
    • 28. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?
    • 29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
    • 30. What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
    • 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
    • 32. Have you ever posted a picture of image of you in the nude on a website? Did it include sexual actions?
    • 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
    • 34. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?
    • 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
    • 36. Which wet dream was your favorite?
    • 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
    • 38. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?
    • 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
    • 40. Have you ever took a shower with someone that is not a family member?
    • 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
    • 42. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?
    • 43. Are you into any BDSM?
    • 44. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?
    • 45. Turn on's?
    • 46. Turn off's?
    • 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
    • 48. Have you ever had phone sex? Video sex? Chat box sex?
    • 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
    • 50. Do you like dirty talk?
    • 51. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?
    • 52. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?
    • 53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
    • 54. Most hilarious sex/masturbation story?
    • 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
    • 56. First type of porn you have ever watched? (ie. lesbian, hentai, threesome)
    • 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
    • 58. Most hilarious/stupidest porn you have ever watched?
    • 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
    • 60. Favorite sex toy (if any)?
    • 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
    • 62. Have you ever used anything/gotten any surgeries to improve sexual performance/feel?
    • 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
    • 64. Have you ever told someone any wet dreams/fantasies you've had about them?
    • 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
    • 66. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?
    • 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
    • 68. When was the first time you achieved orgasm?
    • 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
    • 70. Favorite type of oral?
    • 71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?
    • 72. Have you ever made up a sexual postion?
    • 73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
    • 74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
    • 75. Do you like to be dominant or submissive?
    • 76. Have you ever masturbated to someone?
    • 77. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn't there when you needed them?
    • 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
    • 79. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?
    • 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
    • 81. Has any of your partners had sex with someone else?
    • 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
    • 83. Birth control or condoms?
    • 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
    • 85. Does anyone know you masturbate? Did you have to tell them?
    • 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
    • 87. Do you have any STDs?
    • 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
    • 89. Have you ever had sex during "7 minutes in heaven"?
    • 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
    • 91. Have you ever been rejected for sex? Have you ever rejected someone else?
    • 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
    • 93. Have you ever experiented with the opposite sex?
    • 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
    • 95. Has anyone ever walked in when you were taking a shower with someone?
    • 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
    • 97. Does your lover know if you have masturbated?
    • 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?
    • 99. Do you like masturbation?
    • 100. (Asker's ask) If i were to ask you if we could have sex, would you say yes?
    Reblogged from: kaori-meow
  8. I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

    Dear person I hate,
    Dear person I like,
    Dear ex boyfriend,
    Dear ex girlfriend,
    Dear ex bestfriend,
    Dear bestfriend,
    Dear *anyone*,
    Dear Santa,
    Dear mom,
    Dear dad,
    Dear future me,
    Dear past me,
    Dear person I’m jealous of,
    Dear person I had a crush on,
    Dear girlfriend,
    Dear boyfriend,
    Dear [insert URL here],

    Reblogged from: twinksollux
  9. All of my want

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  10. Who wants to ne the one to send me some money for this jeep?

  11. ask-gallows-callibrator:

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LET THE EXPERIMENT BEGIN

UPDATE: Terezi seems to be hitting it off with one of the KarkatsEither that or he was attracted to the other him who was in his general vicinity


They’re all trying to talk to Terezi holy fuck 


She’s been flirting with a bunch of different Karkats for a while, at least I think they’re different Karkats, I can’t tell


Okay so I played a different household for a little bit and came back and she was in a relationship with one of the karkats but the game is glitching out and the building disappeared and i’m laughing really hard

Now that Terezi is no longer single, the Karkats are beginning to hit on each other


IT BEGINS 


THE OVEN IS ON FIRE AND THIS KARKAT NEEDS THE TOILET AND THE WEDDING IS IN TWO HOURS
JUST PEE ON THE FIRE KARKAT JUST FUCKING PEE ON IT AND PUT IT OUT 


THEY JUST STARTED RANDOMLY FIGHTING AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED WTF



The Karkats are all either screaming in anguish or crying or both it’s complete chaos 


So one of the Karkats just set himself on fire somehow and then I went to look for Terezi and I found her and her new husband in the bedroom like this

I don’t know what kind of kinky shit they were doing 

tHIS ONLY HAD 100 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

    ask-gallows-callibrator:

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    LET THE EXPERIMENT BEGIN

    UPDATE: Terezi seems to be hitting it off with one of the Karkats

    Either that or he was attracted to the other him who was in his general vicinity

    They’re all trying to talk to Terezi holy fuck 

    She’s been flirting with a bunch of different Karkats for a while, at least I think they’re different Karkats, I can’t tell

    Okay so I played a different household for a little bit and came back and she was in a relationship with one of the karkats but the game is glitching out and the building disappeared and i’m laughing really hard

    Now that Terezi is no longer single, the Karkats are beginning to hit on each other

    IT BEGINS 

    THE OVEN IS ON FIRE AND THIS KARKAT NEEDS THE TOILET AND THE WEDDING IS IN TWO HOURS

    JUST PEE ON THE FIRE KARKAT JUST FUCKING PEE ON IT AND PUT IT OUT 

    THEY JUST STARTED RANDOMLY FIGHTING AS THEY WERE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED WTF

    The Karkats are all either screaming in anguish or crying or both it’s complete chaos 

    So one of the Karkats just set himself on fire somehow and then I went to look for Terezi and I found her and her new husband in the bedroom like this

    I don’t know what kind of kinky shit they were doing 

    tHIS ONLY HAD 100 NOTES WHEN I WENT TO BED LAST NIGHT

    THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING POST IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

    Reblogged from: dancinghomestuckforever
  12. nowinexile:

    The last words said by Black youth murdered by policemen. 

    Reblogged from: grellexi
  13. allmate-ren:

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  14. grilledsneakers:

    This is what the people of Ferguson are up against and if you still don’t think that this is a big deal then you need to wake the fuck up

    Reblogged from: grellexi
  15. thechanelmuse:

    thechanelmuse:

    thechanelmuse:

    BREAKING: Black Man Shot and Killed by Police in South L.A.

    A 24-year-old man has died after being shot by police during an encounter in the Florence neighborhood of South Los Angeles, officials said Tuesday.

    The incident began at 8:12 p.m. when officers responded to a report of a shooting at the intersection of West 65th Street and South Broadway, said Lt. Ellis Imaizumi of the Los Angeles Police Department.

    Eight minutes later, at 8:20 p.m., the officers stopped a man who was walking in the 200 block of 65th, authorities said.

    “A struggle ensued” and police opened fire, according to a statement from the Police Department.

    The man was transported to a hospital where he underwent surgery, according to Officer Sara Faden, spokeswoman for the LAPD. He later succumbed to his injuries. No officers were hurt in the incident.

    It is unknown if the suspect has any gang affiliations, police said.

    A woman who said she was the deceased man’s mother identified him as Ezell Ford.

    Tritobia Ford said her son was lying on the ground and complying with the officers’ commands when he was shot.

    Yet another one…It’s always a “struggle.” And why bring it up if it’s unknown. They know exactly what they’re insinuating. Be fearful of black people and not the police… This is insanity. 

    EZELL FORD WAS UNARMED. This happened just two days after Mike Brown’s murder. (8/11)

    UPDATE: It has been reported that Ezell Ford was mentally disabled.

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    An eyewitness to the killing, Leroy Hill, describes what happened: “He wasn’t a gang banger at all. I was sitting across the street when it happened. So as he was walking down the street, the police approached him, whatever was said I couldn’t hear it, but the cops jumped out of the car and rushed him over here into this corner. They had him in the corner and were beating him, busted him up, for what reason I don’t know but he didn’t do nothing. The next thing I know I hear a ‘pow!’ while he’s on the ground. They got the knee on him. And then I hear another ‘pow!’ No hesitation. And then I hear another ‘pow!’ Three times.”

    At one point while the police had Ford on the ground, but before the shooting took place, Hill said, he heard an officer yell, “Shoot him.”

    Unrest has rocked the suburb in the days following Brown’s death. At least four people, including two police officers, have been hurt and 47 arrested in the aftermath of the shooting.

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    On Wednesday morning in South LA, a group of about 10 young and middle-aged men gathered at a makeshift sidewalk memorial lined with candles and signs that read “Police brutality must stop.”

    The men at the memorial near the sight of the shooting were visibly shaken by the events that had unfolded there Monday night. They expressed anger toward the LAPD. They said that Ford wasn’t a gang member at all — that he was a “good guy,” a local man who was born and raised in the neighborhood, one whom everyone knew and liked, who routinely played basketball and who also suffered from some form of mental illness.

    While all of the men said Ford suffered from some mental illness, they couldn’t confirm what it was. One young neighbor, who requested to not be identified, said that while “he wasn’t all there, he was there enough to follow orders and know to stop when the police tell him to stop. He did nothing wrong.”

    Another eyewitness told KTLA that Ford’s mental state was well-known in the neighborhood and to the police.

    "They laid him out and for whatever reason, they shot him in the back, knowing mentally, he has complications. Every officer in this area, from the Newton Division, knows that — that this child has mental problems," the man said in an interview with the local network. "The excessive force … there was no purpose for it. The multiple shootings in the back while he’s laying down? No. Then when the mom comes, they don’t try to console her … they pull the billy clubs out." The young neighbor described the incident as "racial bullshit."

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